The jealousy is overwhelming.

Do you have one advising yourself to read the article? Because you clearly need it.

Hilarious how the basement dwellers who write for Deadspin rush to the defense of this reporter - a job they apparently know nothing about. UFC invited the guy into their show, along with lots of other reporters, under certain conditions. Every movie premiere, TV show, product announcement, and sports event has the…

It it humanly possible for anyone at Camp Gawker to write an article on any subject without shoehorning in some unnecessary SJW bullshit?

>None of this explains why a developer would tell a player to “f**k off,” let alone for the crime of supporting LGBT rights through a Facebook picture.

It’s clearly obvious that we have far more news media than we have news.

Where the fuck is my trigger warning, you intolerant cis pieces of shit?

Dear Kotaku. I have 126,000 likes on Instagram. Will you send me a bunch of free shit and give me some money? Be aware that if you don’t, I’ll start an argument with you and spread it around the internet because I’m a vindictive asshole.

The setting of the book 1984 was remarkably free of toxic assholes. Everyone was always extremely polite and helpful. Now there’s a model all us SJWs can strive for.

It’s really just more that any sane person doesn’t.

Morally reprehensible? Coming from Kotaku and their justice warrior proclivities, now you’re going to tell other people what is or isn’t socially acceptable?

But my extremely specific race and gender criteria aren’t being met! How am I supposed to identify with a protagonist unless they’re exactly like me? RAAAAAAAAAAAACISM.

OMG OFFENSIVE MEME ALERT!

>>“A lot of people have that same experience of growing up on these awful places with no oversight and no kind of harassment policy,”

As a mixed-race transgender person of color, I am totally outraged. Not about this, just in general.

Wait a minute. Does this film feature prominent characters of each and every race, and also offer meaningful contributions to alternate sexualities? Because if not, it’s an automatic failure and should be boycotted if not protested. Do not seek to correct me on this.

>a low-level street dude who’ll be going to college soon.

Thank GOD somebody finally fixed this terrible problem. I am unable to play a videogame, watch a movie, or read a book unless the characters involved represent me specifically. I live in a perpetual state of outrage and ennui and society must cater to my oddly specific whims or else.

>(a Democrat from Kentucky, which is the least believable thing in the film)

>>but it is the men and women presiding over the facility who might just as easily be cast as villains.