Too late, we’re already declaring a jihad on EA. May their offices run red with the blood of the infidels! Also: tolerance.

So in other words, we demand equality but also special consideration and our own segregated leagues because we’re not good enough to compete with men. Really send that message!

I’m more concerned about corporations just buying out and/or steamrolling over any piece of popular culture that they can, then wallpapering their IP all over it and calling it their own.

New Microsoft Social Party Dress Code

You mean Keith Olbermann, the guy who got dropped by ESPN, then Fox, then CNN, then MSNBC, then Al Gore’s CurrentTV, then ESPN again?

My fault. I just saw Fnatic play LOL at Katowice. I don’t know how Counterstrike does it, but for LOL they brought in a bunch of teams that were great last year but lackluster this season.

What a joke of a tournament. The best teams in NA, EU and Korea are all not there. They need to fix how they choose teams for this.

He didn’t really mean it. He’s totally sorry. We all think Nintendo is an awesome company who really cares about us personally and not a drifting nostalgia factory reduced to holding content hostage inside plastic toys. Now let’s stop arguing and go back to playing punishingly difficult 2D NES Mario levels because we…

Yes. Spending time around awful people who spread hate is bad. Which is why we’re all here at Jezebel, the Internet’s Horrible Pit of Spite!

Yeah, I would also enjoy brutally abusing a guy who hasn’t been proven guilty of any crimes because somebody accused him of one. Social Justice and Torture go together like sweet and sour!

Oh thank god. I was worried for a moment that somebody might be able to experience a narrative without it being expressly tailored to represent their special selves. It’s probably just my straight male cis privilege talking.

Bearing in mind that Trump isn’t the politician who wants endless legal and illegal immigration combined with sanctuary cities to hold them all and suppression of dissent from all media. (just look at this post for example)

As a woman who hates all men, I also assumed every woman is telling the truth and every man is an evil monster out to get me and also defend the patriarchy, which is definitely real and conspiring against us in unison because we say it is.

Holy shit do you have to be terrible to be around at parties.

I am completely outraged.

Are people that ignorant now that they’ve never heard the common term “color commentator” before?

So was the other 99.9999999999% of the planet. Let’s condemn the entire human race because thousands of years ago they weren’t as politically correct as now. Retard.

Here’s hoping it’s just the N64 Superman game with Clark Kent reskinned as Kanye’s mom.

It’s not the test server’s fault. It’s the fact that blizzard designs every dungeon the exact same way for over a decade. They’re handing you a set of choreographed dance steps to memorize. There’s rarely if ever a way for players to display skill or aim or creativity or timing.