Well, I hope not. I knew her before she was a Senator — I used to see her walking her dog around the neighborhood.

“Rather than lifting everyone up, the free market has worked to make a small group of rich people much richer at the expense of the people who toil to create that wealth.”

Oh, come on. The writer loves the series, dislikes this aspect of it, writes a piece that explains what happens in the games and what might be behind it.

*Writes an entire article about people giving a shit*

No, it’s like saying “baseball is great, but every time I play it, someone calls me a misogynistic slur.”

What will he do when he gets lonely?

It’s amazing how no one just straight-up says “My bad” anymore. “Apologies to those offended” has become a common construction and it’s weak and cowardly as hell.

Looking forward to it

Man, can you imagine how racist he could be if he tried?

“But, by no means at all is he trying to get across that he’s racist” - What kind of statement is this? He wasn’t trying to prove he was racist, that was just a happy accident?

“’If you know Haro, these guys are friends in the clubhouse,’ Chisholm said. ‘They both, you know, poke fun at one another. But, by no means at all is he trying to get across that he’s racist.’”

“To anybody who thinks it’s rad though...you’re welcome.” 

“We, as men, have suffered enough, as men, and now is the time to focus on what’s important: beating Penn State and Michigan.”

“However this situation came to be, and I’m pointedly not naming names, I’m sorry for that.”

In case your (justifiable) outrage hasn’t quite maxed out over this, check out how the City of Powell PD has been stonewalling the Columbus Dispatch over this situation.

He regrets that Courtney Smith spoke and Brett McMurphy reported it.

“This non-football thing is distracting from football!  Football!  Football!”

Urban Meyer is a morally bankrupt piece of shit, as is the OSU administration, I think we can all agree on that. But what depresses me in these stories is why do we expect the internet and employers to pick up the slack for a justice system that clearly doesn’t care about protecting women? Instead of like, expecting…

I don’t think regret is even the right word.  I think he is mad at Courtney for what has transpired.  

Well, I have a message for everyone involved in this. I’m sorry we’re in this situation. And, um ... I’m just sorry we’re in this situation.