1) I would like to amen corner your views here. Are you in the business or are you a very observant follower of skincare/beauty care news?

“Good PR”

He’s more of a bowler, I guess.

Rihanna is about to do a whole fashion show with plus size, pregnant, trans models now just to make a goddamned point, isn’t she?

I don’t think we can be all things to all customers. It is a specialty business; it isn’t a department store.

Shouldn’t you have transsexuals in the show? No. No, I don’t think we should. Well, why not? Because the show is a fantasy. 

I could’ve actually found it in me to find this amusing if their attitude had been inclusive, but one of those girls literally appointed herself as bouncer and stood at the nearest door, arms folded, telling people they couldn’t come on. That’s some entitled bullshit.

But they didn’t bring enough for the whole car? If it happened in New Orleans and you had to sit there after a long day of work and watch some dipshit from LA screaming and eating lobster, I doubt it would make everyone cheerful. People from the South love to pretend New Yorkers are humorless and hate fun when really…

“I’m dying,” Asaly says. “I’m literally actually deceased.”

seriously, this is like every public transit pet peeve of mine rolled up into one package. Eating on the train? Loudly screaming/woo-hoo-ing? Littering your piñata confetti and silly string all over? Like, you’re not the only person on the planet and this shit is not cute, it’s hella inconsiderate.

spontaneous my ass.

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WTF is the point of living in modern times if a person doesn’t avail herself of some of its luxuries, like a freaking pre-natal appointment to a midwife or something? Yet she will chatter on FB about the “primal instinct” that takes over. Guess what? Birthing can be pretty deadly, just look at history. But no, the…

Daylight saving time should just be abolished completely. The entire country should switch to STANDARD time. It’s called standard for a reason. If everyone gets pissed about not having enough sunlight left over after work, then maybe work schedules should just change instead.

Plus, if she attended college at Tulane from 1966-70, she would’ve been about 27 at the time. But they called her a “girl” over and over and over again, because of course they did – I’m sure not a single person was fazed by that particular word choice.

“In nearly every story about the matter, someone would sarcastically insist that male reporters should likewise be allowed into the locker rooms of female tennis players and golfers. In fact, the LPGA had stated that their locker rooms were indeed open to men, apparently without incident, but the talking point…

The same lunatics that legislate for charter schools are probably donors for these fake sports academies.

Did you see his batshit bad defense?

If you're a parent at one of these games and you see this happen to your kid, how do you not stomp this guy the fuck out on the spot? 

“If he wanted us to go into a game he would pull our ponytail and drag us to the scorer’s table.