haha keep telling yourself that

I hope everyone who voted their conscience feels really good right now.

As a black man who talks white enough to fit in to white suburbia well I am surrounded by coded racism constantly. I couldnt be less surprised by this if I tried. 8 years later there are still allegedly intelligent and credible people who believe Obama is the secret leader of ISIS because hes black and his fucking…

Don’t bother, that giddy asshole has been trolling around here for a while. If he wants to continue to out himself as an enormous piece of shit just dismiss him if he comments on anything you say.

I really thought most people were better than Trump. I was only sad it wouldn’t be as big a blowout as it appeared it would be before Comey’s letter bomb. Now I’m just ashamed of these results.

I literally want to apologize to you right now. Even if we the good people win, it’s too close.

Locomotive Jones is in love with me you guys. He keeps responding to all of my comments. Its cute, I am flattered but I am married.

Even if Clinton wins the answer is a resounding yes.

Steve Kornaki’s eager, breathless, nearly hourly horserace updates for the past year and a half are everything wrong with cable news election coverage. He has done irreperable damage to my blood pressure and I never want to see him again.

Fuck this election, fuck Donald Trump, fuck Gary Johnson. Oh yes Johnson, there is a special hell waiting for you, you fucking piece of garbage.

Seriously. Nearly every (every?) attempt at voter suppression targets black/brown people. Even if you don’t like the candidates, wouldn’t you want to do something to support them? Your so-called friends and/or your co-workers. How can you look them in the face and just say “Sorry, bro...”?

Yep. The “my vote doesn’t matter” crowd needs to STFU as long as people of color are being greeted with this shit at polling places.*

they’re openly shitting on Deadspin, and it’s great

This isn’t shade. It’s an outright, full-frontal assault at this point.

Tell Black North Carolinians or Latino Nevadans that voting doesn’t matter.

Watching Lindsey Graham on the Daily Show with Trevor Noah was pretty great. He kept trying to say positive things about Cruz and Trump but couldn’t get the words out without laughing. Pretty sure it ended with Graham telling Noah to escape the country if Trump won.

I just want a continually updated post of the internet dunking on their idiot male coworkers.

Trump is; you just can’t see his show of hands.