Oh. My. God.

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Yeah, generally this is not the best-written Jez post. The last line about how Mila’s probably going to exhaust herself also seems kind of off.

“Strident” has strongly negative connotations and is routinely used as dog-whistle sexism in the same way “shrill” is. Maybe not the best word to use in this context.

There’s no punishment like poncho punishment.

Not by any means doubting your intelligence but why the fuck do you think?

Johnson/Doe does not exist??! The case is currently in court. Next hearing December. Don’t talk nonsense.

I think that there’s about equal chances it’s bullshit versus a vulnerable woman with a legit story got taken advantage of and now the situation feels like it’s spun out of control.

Because an adult took her there.

Nah, the Concourse can’t even hold a candle to Gawker. Jezebel is closer in tone these days, and funnier than ever, but still not the same thing. I doubt you’d be able to lure the same writers back to a resurrected Gawker, and why even bother?

Oh come on; he’s just a concerned citizen trying to help out a single digit millionaire.

You’re “Latin American.” You’re not chicana. You don’t know what you’re talking about.

Not necessarily. Some indigenous people prefer “Native Americans,” others identify as “American Indian.”

Also, don’t reply to me with trolly things like saying American Indians massacred tons of people.

When was she on Raising Hope?

Counterpoint: “sexy puritan” is a good and hilarious costume. (But honestly, I think you have to be living under a rock to have somehow missed the memo that dressing up as a fucking caricature of a Native American isn’t okay.)

“Have you ever read copy literally written by a boner before?”

Knockwurst, knockwurst.

Yes, it reminds me of my favorite German joke: Pushing someone down into the mud and laughing at them.

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