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I personally find Jimmy Fallon to be the least-funny person I have ever seen on TV. Kevin Nealon is a close second.
And not just not funny, it is like he could rob something funny OF it’s funny. He sucks the funny right out of bits.
I don’t hate him. Don’t even dislike him. I bet he is a sweet guy. I just do not see how

I edited when I got your amazing joke and now none of this will make any sense.

He isn’t trying to play to black voters. He is pretending to play to black voters so white voters that he has horrified with his open racism will give him a second chance - “oh look, maybe Donald isn’t a raging racist asshole after all, I guess I can vote for him without having a guilty conscience.”

Oh my Heavenly Father let’s be pals!

Bet you he likes and shares every single garbage meme about how people used to be more respectful

Jessyca’s father Brian says, “This has been difficult, but she will fight through this, and she will be stronger for it. She attacks all of her problems by diving in, studying them, and finding people who can support and befriend her.”

You sweet woman. You aren’t abnormal and you don’t need therapy. What you need is a community and religion that accepts and loves you exactly as you are. Without conditions. You deserve to love who you want to love. Please do not let anyone tell you differently.

About a year ago, the LDS passed a rule (or, if you listen to them say it, clarified an existing rule) saying that children of gay parents could not partake in sacrament or baptism until they were 18 or had moved out of their parents’ house, whichever came first. A lot of members were fucking pissed and resigned.

“Homosexual behavior is contrary to those doctrines, always will be, and can never be anything but transgression.”

I used to be a born-again fundie with these regressive, intolerant beliefs about homosexuality. Senior year, a friend of mine (who must have, miraculously, never heard me spout all that shit) came out to me. He was experiencing a renewal of his Catholic faith at the time, and the conflict put him in torment. All on

Jessyca’s father Brian says, “This has been difficult, but she will fight through this, and she will be stronger for it. She attacks all of her problems by diving in, studying them, and finding people who can support and befriend her.”

Nah, it’s when you get into the Technicolor Dreamcoat that lines start to get crossed

Yeah, you just use the block function on your phone. I would argue that not exchanging numbers is way sketchier because that means they are completely anonymous and more likely be a weirdo.

Well, there it is right there.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts

I am on board with this Terry Crews plan, but a day without Nicolas Cage is like a day without a child’s laughter.

Wasn’t actually THE USA THE BAD GUYS TOWARDS JAPAN? Let’s not forget the atrocities they made in Japan.

If there’s one thing you cannot hold against the German, it’s that they really teach their population the atrocities of WW2. It often feels as if Japan doesn’t care.