All I remember from the original 90s hoopla re ‘are they fucking or what?’ was thinking, as an under 12 year-old dyke, that if they’d’ve been girls... and cousins, too! we’d’ve had to endure endless lesbian-bed-death long-form essays cum wank fests from the chattering-but-also-homophobic classes of Right Wing Male Thin…

Pretty sure this is also just life. This has happened thousands of times. The men have different names, slightly different professions, maybe facial hair or no. Their victims are always nameless, papers choose to print the mugshots rather than the happy family photos, the hand-wringing is about what happens if A Real,…

And what he ponied up earlier this week was amateur hour.

Translating Norm:

Those are good questions, but your problem there is with journalists, not Nixon herself.

I mean, that’s what the toilet is for. Hold my drink, hold my library, hold my emergency bottles of liquid plumr (not a euphemism) because you can never have enough of those.

Drink hard liquor, and then you screw the cap on and try not to slip on the bottle when you pop out for a dram.

Well, there is more to the world than your preferred monotheistic construction and I’ll spare a mirthless laugh at any ahistorical grasping at its “original spirit.”

I hear this. Every time a teacher introduced an “anonymous” feedback box we’d be singled out and lectured and threatened with discipline and tattled at to our parents for “bullying.” Every. fucking. time. We were pretty stupid in not realizing they weren’t offering the box up in good faith the first time.

Sounds like that’s the idea. Scare away the parents from asserting the childrens’s right to safe food cafeterias that live up to expectations and the law. Encourage anti-tax and anti-public education trolls to run campaigns on the basis of Getting Irresponsible Big Government Out of Our Kids’s Heads and Stomachs. Insti…

Please try to not get all twisty knickers if you do come across a comment that tells you what for and instead just go somewhere else.

how can he tell which they are?

I read your comment, so I don’t know who you think you’re fooling, but all it was was hand-wringing that the owner doesn’t know these men’s souls and that he’s personally contributing to intolerance in the world. Just stop with the centrist concern trolling. It doesn’t work on me.

Your second para is mind-blowing in its ridiculous rationalizations because you have a toy and want to defend it. He gets paid for being outed, with no repercussions, his career already done. Wow, we really got one over on him, huh?

I hear you. Thank you for speaking up. Solidarity is the best medicine we’re going to get right now, I fear.

So we’re supposed to tolerate bigots and happily go elsewhere, but cops are too dainty to be asked to leave private places where they’re not wanted. I smell snowflake.

If you actually think these people aren’t hiding a voluntary political belief (gay hatred) behind a thin veneer of religious conviction (their fellow adherents don’t all agree homos are the devil for a reason), then you’re not being honest with yourself or you’re deliberately lying to us. And that’s the actual slippery…

Now I am imagining them taking their business elsewhere, buying their lunch, and enjoying the rest of the day. Done. I need a ciggy.

That was definitely their goal, plus pretend these were candid reactions. If you agree to be filmed, you’re not having a “candid reaction,” folks! Fuck this genre of commercial. It’s like idjit domestic car companies getting complete tools to pretend some clunky sedan is Just Like a Merc, But Better!