“I am not a racist because the only thing I recognize as racism is you darkies being mean to me, a White.”

Yeah, but only with the lights out

She got stupid and complacent real quick.

Twinks look like they could do with the meal, though.

My standard retort is that I have Jacoby and Meyers on speed-dial

This is ain’t your money.

In the immediate aftermath of Cowell’s arrest, officers have yet to tie Cowell to “any type of radical group or white supremacist group.”

Kinda lingers

When the panto’s finished, I want Richard Gere, Tommy Lee Jones, Brad Pitt, Sean Connery, Orson Welles, Marlon Brando, and Robert Mitchum to pay for their sins, while Joan Allen sits in a corner laughing at all the fuss.

What would it take for people to stop caring about cycling?

I’m definitely not looking for a conversation with you, I don’t care what you like, and there’s definitely more than one asshole here. Later tater.

Being in a position of relative power, witnessing abuse of comparable power, and not doing anything to stop it? Yeah, that fits the definition of complicity, pally.

How many men do you think are on this planet???

I’m sorry, can you speak up, I can’t hear you over the sound of ass-eating sycophancy, plus I think somebody mentioned Carl Reiner so I’m also laugh-barfing, it’s very noisy

It’s a shame you neglect your little grey cells like this, Maria.

Find an Indian actor to voice him but keep Apu.

He’s lying there, though. Ask him to describe what that other 99 percent they have in common looks like. He’s not a particularly thoughtful person, so he probably can’t speak beyond generalities, and I imagine he actually finds bread-and-butter politics icky and too, lol, “partisan.”

I think particularly right now, people feel so aggrieved and crazed and powerless that they’re picking the wrong battles.

Orthopedic heels. I support granny chic (to a lesser extent, affordable normcore) but the chic is mysteriously absent here. This is Croc’s BIC pen moment. Summat FOR TEH (extremely boring, white, suburban) LADIEEEZZZ. Where is the glitter and unicorn stuff? Why have unicorns become synonymous with rainbows?

It’s nice that rappers like LL Cool J are at least trying to put some serious thought in the problems with rap music and misogyny prevalent in the hip-hip community and culture