...the Ravens partnered with consumer genetic testing company Orig3n to give away free DNA test kits to 55,000 fans as they entered the stadium....

On a positive note, I bet that guy uses all parts of the cheerleader.

No mention of the Golden Knights playing their first-ever preseason game at 5PM EST against Vancouver on NHL Network? I’m excited to watch their defensemen fight for those six roster spots, especially Shea Theodore who should be ready to break into the league at this point despite still being susceptible to being…

Fake fake news!

Zlatan thinks that Michael Bradley comparing himself to a lion is an insult to Zlatan.

[Edited to allow others more opportunities to reflect on Tom Savage’s garden.]

I feel this kid’s pain. My parents divorced when I was three years old. We lived in Alabama and- after the divorce- my mom took me and moved back to Texas where she was from. Growing up, it always sucked flying back and forth summers and Christmases. At 12, I moved back to Alabama to live with my dad. Lived there a…

Thank God the Vikings finally have somebody hip and young to connect with their fans.

I used to do some family law but after I year I swore off on it, and since then practiced criminal law exclusively.

My husband used to say he was so irritatingly friendly “because everyone is a potential juror.”

There’s that “liberal bias” I keep hearing about at ESPN. Luckily, we have heroes like Clay Travis and Britt McHenry to defend to good name of Preside...sorry, can’t finish, vomiting out of my eyes.

+1 Vicodin three times per day with food

That’s passable.

This is a downer.

Dele Alli can do no wrong in my eyes. Back off FIFA. COYS

Two Goofy Goals:

Am i still allowed to hate Curt Schilling?

...Exactly.