Maybe not but we could have CRUSHED Tom Sawyer.

Breaking News: Mike Milbury is an asshole.

Two Conference Rivals, both alike in humility
(In front of fake Philadelphia library, where we lay our scene),
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes,
A draft announcer bludgeoned by boos umpteen.

My laughs all sound like screams these days.

Pretty sure half the reason I hate him is I keep thinking he’s Bertuzzi. - Wild fan who holds long grudges, as all good Minnesotans do.

Blues are a dirty team, and Bertuzzo is especially a shitbag. Not giving him the benefit of the doubt.

In Soviet Russia, phones teammate you in!

His hands are still too big in that one.

Scouts?

As an archaeologist who specializes in Arctic and Subarctic hunter-gatherer cultures, I find it hard not to get salty when Mesoamerican archaeologists are all like “Oh, another polychrome potsherd. I guess that’s pretty interesting.”

Bitch, I portaged three rapids and killed my own dinner to find this SINGLE…

Ray Hudson GOAT

Nah, it’s NFL, NBA, MLB, NASCAR, NCAAF, NCAAB, WNBA, MLS/EPL, Tour de France, Poker, THEN the NHL.

I would have gone with “why have children when you can have cake?” but that’s just how I roll. (Also, cake).

Poor kid, no father to prevent him from becoming a full-kit wanker.

His lawyer is even trying to get him off on this one too!

Little orange jumper

HNIC or GTFO.

Counterpoint: Fuck the Pens.

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