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“Well I’m single now but hope to marry someday. What tips can you give me for my wedding night? Which direction should he aim if I want a girl instead of a boy? How long will my nipples get after breastfeeding? Did your lips look like roast beef after your daughter’s birth, like my mom’s did? Did that affect your sex

I’d still rather have the cancer cut out, better odds of survival.  

The structure of the presidency is dumb. It’s too big a job for one person to plausibly do well.

This would be self solving problem here in Europe. Ride sharing schemes with bicycles have been tried a few times before in many different cities and countries and almost all of them disappeared within a week due to every single bike being stolen and shipped halfway across the continent. The only ones that have lasted

Yes, hilarious and brilliant! A company stealing another company’s property, and holding it ransom, in order to boost their own company’s profits! Lolz for days!

Let’s organize a Jalopnik outing. We can visit Fiesta Island and Scooter Island!

I love it. I assumed people would steal or Chuck them into the weeds. But a company working like a tow company and charging storage it is brilliant.

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

Is it possible that not everybody thinks the same way you do?

I do the same in Downtown Memphis TN.  I did not pay for parking for months.  I finally got a $10 parking ticket.  Paid it and considered that my parking fee accumulated over time. 

The universe is one mean mf’er.

Good info. This is how I try to avoid speeding tickets in the first place:

1. Always have license, registration, and an EXPIRED proof of insurance.

LOL@ Montana...You dont have the infrastructure nor the mass transportation system that Chicago does.....Shut up.

Pull a nose hair. Seriously. 100% of the time, it works 100% of the time.

(Cartoon by Sarah Anderson of Sarah’s Scribbles: buy all her stuff right the hell now.)

Do we really want to say that anti-cop-killer legislation is also anti-Black-Lives-Matter legislation? I could have sworn that it was Republicans who insisted that BLM was about killing cops, and in doing so they were deliberately misrepresenting what BLM was about.

I find the word search function delightful. Can’t do that with a paper book.

The Thin Blue Line Act essentially makes police officers a protected class—similar to minorities, LGBTQ people or women.

Lighten up, Harriot!

What About Bob is a classic.