I drink a glass of this every morning, Dammit! At least I’m starting the day hydrated

I thought face yoga was to tone up your neck region, not for wrinkles. I wouldn’t mind a stronger chin these days

I’ve been telling this to my SO for years. Then he shoves the box in the fridge when I’m not looking and spills something. I make him clean that up, dammit

Sounds like a white male to me

I clearly need to get another pair!

I have a mild case of tinnitis. It comes and goes..

I recently got a pretty fancy pair of earplugs for the purpose of rock concerts. I’ve found I pull them out in movie theaters too. I can’t decide if I had this problem before, or if because I have them now, I just feel the need to dampen all the noise...

Potato leek soup is my fav! Looks delicious

You and my 71 year old Father-in-law, who needs a hip replacement, have the same mentality. Dammit, Tim! We can shovel you’re freaking driveway! Sit down!

Abnormal Pap could also mean nothing. I had an abnormal pap about 10 years ago - the doc said not to worry, we’ll check next year. The next year’s was normal. So there’s that too.

Right there with you. I live with my SO, but we don’t have kids and kinda sorta don’t plan on having any. My grandmother bequeathed to me a large set of china when she passed away - I was a kid then, so it stayed at the parents house. Well, the past few years, my parents finally moved out of the house and kept giving…

18 months!?>!?!? 8 days a month is way too long. Do you get more than $30? lol

The stop signs! I agree! stop being fucking polite and use them correctly! I throw them the finger when they do this it pisses me off so much

"before the age of one, food isn’t a primary source of nutrition." Umm... what's the primary source of nutrition? Milk/formula?

I can’t drive a stick either... but I don’t want to spend $5,000 to learn a useless skill. US is automatic; it’s ok to feel like that, it’s just what’s offered. If you’re moving to Europe, yes, you’ll need this skill. Here? Those are the numbskulls passing me on the highway at 120 mph who are then pulled over a few…

I have a coworker... no one knows ANYTHING about this chick. She’s the best deflector known to man! Sometimes I think I should work on my deflection skills. Now I can!!! Thanks! lol

Yeah, I’d say you’d remember this is you just had the class. For the rest of us, it’s been a few years!

I like to travel in a small group - keeps lodging costs down. But I found my main travel buddies and I have a system, not at all like yours. We simply agree ahead of time that we’re all adults - you don’t have to be here.

I was introduced to burpees a few years ago when HIIT was super hip and a friend of mine was super into it. After doing 5, I thought, well this is all I ever need - everything feels hypoxic, my lungs are dying, my legs aren’t under my command. Burpees are all you need for maintaining in-shapeness! (I don’t know if…

Then, when you’re loved one is in there - you still need to visit. You can also cut costs by taking on some of the services. We did the laundry, for example. There’s also kind of weird things that happen at the nursing homes that make sense when they’re explained but you still feel kind of weird. For instance, the…