yeah, I also can’t do headphones. There’s a lot of stray dogs in Detroit...

I bought my first bike in 15 years this year. I don’t know s*** about bikes, so I went to a bike store. Told the dude what I wanted to do (not what bike I wanted), he gave me a few bikes to try out. Set me up with some city tires on a mountain bike (because I couldn’t get used to those cruiser bikes, I’m used to my…

Let us know how that goes.

Those white males, I swear!

I spent $5 on an app that sends everyone I don’t know to voicemail. If they leave a voicemail, I add them to the block list. The block list hangs up without voicemail. Best $5 purchase ever.

lol I guess people don’t want to turn and press the button

yeah, I wouldn’t use a public bidet....

Oh, and they do have ones with remotes

The one I have allows you to modify the intensity of the stream

“When I first installed it and was standing in front of the toilet I twisted the knob and shot myself in the chest lol.”

We got a Bidet attachment last month - I bought it in an attempt to get my SO to stop using those ‘flushable’ wipes - those are going to come back to haunt us eventually! He loves it! it takes some getting used to, and I do wipe afterwards - ya know, your butt’s all wet - but I don’t use nearly as much TP as I used…

I would be better with my knife. I want to chop things faster and more pretty!

I love roundabouts, but this one looks scary

It’s all about lanes. Choose the lane that makes you turn left.

Also not if you don’t have a shower... Like if you bike to work

I like the water bottle idea, thanks! I bike to work in the summer and definitely have issues with red face.

I have a blue US passport

set to 1.5 minutes

set to 1.5 minutes

It’s interesting that people don’t know that

I usually struggle through about halfway. If it’s still horrible, I quit. I recently quit “The Devil in the White City” - it seemed so interesting and I looked forward to reading it, but it was just not right for me. To vague, no storyline, blah blah. So I quit it and went on to the next one in my queue