Seems kind of harsh for some words. I mean, professional football players beat their wives and children, which I assume isn’t a value the NFL upholds. Hope says the US is a better team and gets 6 months off?

I agree w/ couponing. I tried couponing, but it took too much time. I have friends who coupon with sales and get great deals, and you know, I am a little jealous. I wish I had the attention span. But I don't, so I don't.

Last trip, I spray painted green stripes on mine. It looks terrible. But I can find it very very quickly

Unless the shoes are those really awesomely shaded caramel-colored shoes that make me wish I was a man so I could fit them

I’ve had lice twice in my lifetime. Once in high school and once when I was 27. I have extraordinarily thick, curly hair and have vowed if I get lice again, I will be shaving my head. It’s such a pain in the ass. The last time, at 27, when I didn’t have my mother to pick through my hair every day, all I did was use…

omg I can’t believe I didn’t know about this

At least it was only a year... some diseases prolong so long. It’s hard to watch people go through that, let alone be the one it’s happening to

Gotta put that in your will ;)

It’s good you’re on top of this! My dad is always very clear - if he starts getting ‘demented’ just give him a cyanide pill. Thanks dad, I get to kill you

My friend is doing birth control via a fertility app. No baby yet, but I partially wonder if she just wants a baby...

pack less

What the heck? Why do we need the doctos there? As a disclaimer, I’ve never been pregnant, but I’m pretty sure I’d want it out of me regardless of doctor presence!

More things I can’t handle - baby advice from men. hahahaha, kind of kidding.

I need a bike rack. This doesn’t fit my car. That’s not my point. I really appreciate the Amazon check the fit feature though!

I need a bike rack. This doesn’t fit my car. That’s not my point. I really appreciate the Amazon check the fit…

More things I wouldn’t be able to handle if I ever had a child - smiling as people gave me constant advice. I see this with young mothers - they smile politely and say things like “oh yeah” and “good idea”. I’m pretty sure I would just roll my eyes so much I’d have constant migraines. I’m really bad at listening to…

Ahhh life. It’s hard

Our clients use KVM switch and a microcomputer. We provide them with this tiny computer that they can’t do much on. They generally keep their own computer so they can surf the web and whatever. KVM switches confuse every person I’ve ever asked to rebook the microcomputer. Half the time they don’t know what switch goes…

It’s not women’s fault that anything a man is given is ultimately trashed. Hence the phrase “this is why we can’t have nice things”

Men have their own bathrooms... what more do they need?

I like 4 drinks with the in-laws. It’s funny because the brother-in-law of the in laws immediately gives me a whiskey when I walk in. I can’t decide if that’s thoughtful or if I just come off like I’m going to start having a horrible day, get be a drink dammit. But 4 is good for the in-laws. 2 gets me not to mind…