those divs at the constabulary never 'ad a scooby wot i wuz up to

about 10 years ago when i lived in England i used to put Levi Roots jerk sauce on everything i ate

oh my god… the egg on the burger has been done before, but cream cheese? it's so simple, it was right there in front of our faces and on the top shelf of our fridges the whole time. holy shit

true, true true true true true. that shit's back as well

two of those three ingredient drinks are back, as luck would have it!

and Orbitz / Ecto Cooler / Zima cocktails for the adventurous

Clay Aiken Wins Congressional Primary After Opponent Dies is my favorite real-life headline of all time

i thought he was doing a medieval movie called The Knight first?

wow, the Ape-ocalypse Now i was thinking of isn't even the one you were talking about

yes! Bloody Birthday. i knew there was a movie about this, i could only think of House of the Devil but that was a lunar eclipse

yo this is the exact plot of House of the Devil, yeah?

the world's foremost rodent man disc jockey deadmau5 was bidding on this

Four Lions is the funniest movie this century, maybe all time

found Sean Spicer

oh yeah, Wood Panel Pacer Wagon With Mags! looks like it was a good 3 or so years before Short Music

there were definitely tons of 18 year olds in the late '90s & early 2000s listening to EpiFat bands and delivering pizza. i feel like that one's not really a slight, that was the suburban teenage punk's dream - a consummation devoutly to be wished!

hoo boy

this whole digression was about someone being utterly out of touch with a genre, not whether or not they were a good or cool person and had nice bandmates that made a good and cool band

Nolan wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer

the experiment isn't complete until someone makes a black Seinfeld and a white Martin, to mess with the OJ jury