You aren’t missing anything. This think piece is completely pointless, even if it did have any sort of coherent argument to make. Which it doesn’t.

Sometimes you just need a giant cartoon foot to come down and crush something

Belushi: <smash> Sorry, man.

Or maybe a custom-shop $1000 caliper rebuild ON A 20-YEAR OLD 1000 HP FRANKENPORSCHE is the most Jalop thing ever.

Functionally identical. Aesthetically art. 

I need to bookmark this for future antidote usage any time I get the urge for a German project car. $1100 for a set of rebuilt calipers?

I’m not usually one to pay much attention to detail or nuance...

I strongly doubt 0.189 Hz is accurate. at that point they’re measuring the building vibration.

No Dice. My wife had a K car when I first met her. I remember turning the key off and it still running... ah the good old days.... I mean this does look nice and is in amazing shape but it’s still a K car. I really can’t think of any price I would pay for it. I would stop and look at it if I saw it at a show but my…

So the Droid version of this

To me, it’s hard to beat “Running Down a Dream” by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.  There are dozens (maybe hundreds) of other great songs (almost anything by ZZTop or Van Halen for example), but if I am thinking of a driving song, this comes to the top of the list.

Highway Star - Deep Purple

They went with II instead of #2, because it was too on the nose. 

I don’t have y’alls rights requirements, so here are some pictures of this so-called “tavern-cut” “pizza.”

The Flo and Santos’ Italian Beef pizza looks pretty delicious.

Just smells to me like something a shitty YouTuber with no integrity would cook up for more exposure. Maybe he’s like the car guy version of that couple who “rehomed” their adopted child in recent news.

Right, I don’t see how the copyright holder would have any right to seize the vehicle. I can see having him take down the videos, but not seeing how it would result in the car being seized (couldn’t he take the parts and use it in another project?)

Of course, copyright holders are required to defend their properties

I am confused - these lyrics:

If the Hanna-Barbera documentaries of yore have taught me anything, the elephants ARE the vacuums and it is, in fact, their living