I saw him a few years back (funny, two thumbs up, would recommend), and he closed with the Hot Pockets bit, like he was the Eagles doing Hotel California. It’s probably kind of lazy just continuing to trot out your best bit for years on end, but man is that Hot Pockets bit great.
Driving with headphones in. Strangely enough, at least in my state, I don’t think this is illegal. Fucking dumb? Yes. But not illegal.
An F150 is not the same size as an F250 or F350. They look similar, and the 2019 F150 and F250 now share a cab (for the first time in 20 years), but they are not the same size. The F250 has a higher ride height. Standard F250 is a 6.75Ft bed. Most F150s have a 5.5 Ft bed. Put them next to each other and there is no…
“Dear Salty, why does human nature exist and why doesn’t it consistently cater to my insecurities?”
that’s the international symbol for “The kick is good!”
I would think shaking a person with a medical emergency would be the last thing you would want to do.
The manly thing I did was checking off all the guys who didn’t make it through the next 5 years. It was sad. (Although I did cheer for Alex Gurneys appearance as his dad, oh, and Tanner Foust as Ronnie Bucknum!) . Plus, Mangold saying he didn’t want C. Bale heel and toeing was very annoying. Yes, that makes me a…
The lady I’m crushing on said “there are some movies I’d like to see.”
I understand that this is mainly picking on a ridiculous New York Post article (which is probably redundant), but I feel like this great movie is now balancing on the precipice of being a poster child for a bunch of hot button political topics, and I only ask: can we not?
Wow. Pete Davidson’s daughter must be awfully young. Creepy.
Can I order a caramel Mach-E auto?
I mean, the food bank donation is cool and all, but the best possible way to resolve a dispute over a 99-pack would obviously be to take one down and pass it around.
I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off
I was just talking to my friend about the Discman back in the day that I used with one of these. It had like ‘2x’ skip protection, which basically meant ‘almost no skip protection’. I kept it in a shoebox filled with cushions that sat between the captain’s chairs of my ‘89 Dodge Caravan.
On the first day of Xmas, IHOP gave to me, a case of diabetes
Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.
I haven’t finished the essay yet, I got to the part where Victor was trying to get the info to call Drew’s wife but couldn’t unlock the phone.
“This is some pretty heavy stuff.”