So the Droid version of this

You should never be let near Photoshop again

I suspect this really should be headlined as “new TO YOU” every 4 months — I seriously doubt there is anything in the contract that says they have to give you a truly new car with every swap.

Isn’t this why they invented Zipper Car or whatever it’s called?

It follows the trope that, to go faster, one UPSHIFTS and slams the gas — EVERY MOVIE EVER does that. I remember learning to drive and being shocked that it doesn’t work that way. . . 

Hey when did we give up the Crack Pipe? Not that I’m really complaining, but I must have missed it.

(Bangs him on the forehead with a spoon)

Weird that that place also sells pierogi.

On a properly-cut medium, there are only 4 middle pieces anyway, they become valuable just due to scarcity. (Ironically the four triangle pieces of a square-cut pizza are the most fought-over).

I can only read this headline in Mahk’s voice

I can’t post a useful vote here since I’m confused how the lien issue even enters into the equation.

And here when I saw the "Taillights" tag I assumed it was metaphorical.

The weird thing is — (who am I kidding, it’s all weird) — ONE weird thing is that in these clips, he’s not even at the dog’s eye-level, which would seem to be a large part of the point of this whole approach.

Came here to find this and award it a star

Over-revved ICE race car takes out trees.  It's like a window into Greta Thunburg's nightmares.

Go GO GO GO TOUCHDOWN!

This question is so dumb, it should be sent over to Salty the waitress.

“Photo by Ridley Scott"

>I think there is probably plenty of room for everyone in this story to be the asshole.

Just be sure the Pleasure Tone Spewer is in good working order.