Eke.  

No, I had popcorn

I think I’d be happy to put miles on a new loaner while my car is gone over by the experts (note that the dealership doesn’t need to know that, however). Maybe negotiate some service credit and/or warranty extension to mitigate the risk that whatever they do to fix it breaks something else. . .

Attention graphics department: all those middle fingers are pointing the wrong way.

BB expanding his comment-section warrior mode to other people's articles.  Bully!

That approach worked for Deadspin

Facts FTW

There's a whole, expert-written article just above that might answer your question.

Even for a sleazy salesman, what would be the benefit in convincing a buyer that the factory warranty is non-transferable? I’m guessing he was sold (or getting sold) one of the many non-factory add-on warranties, and just didn’t know it.

Hardest vote in a while.

My first thought was the traditional Florida brake/accelerator dysmorphia.  Usually they only go a few feet into a plate glass window but plenty of room to build up launch velocity here.  

And I, never having posted porn spam, can’t get out of the greys. Nice

59?  Dude doesn't look a day older than 70 (or 10 in Bassett hound years, which may be more appropriate).

All that plus, and somebody check me in this, that product-placement fizzy pop had a period-incorrect logo.  Of all the things to take me out of the movie, this did it.  

Starred, though a real man would never talk about "crushing" except in the beer-can context

You know what’s neat about Uber?  There is another app, about 5/8 of an inch over on your phone, that gets you the very same service (probably in the very same car with the very same driver).   

Why do rocks + concrete scare me even more than rocks + sheer drop-off does?

Hey, five months later, your comment gains another star.  Never knew that, thanks. 

“Dual meets” are often set up for team swimming, track, etc. with three teams participating. However technically (from a recording POV) these are actually three simultaneous head-to-head meets. And of course “meets” in general for individual events allow any number of “teams”.