It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

Was Urban aware of the beating firsthand? 

I doubt Kobe had anything to do with it. He hasn’t been anywhere near the paint in years. 

Why are they so quick to defend owners over players? Doesn’t seem that complicated to me, it’s really a black-and-white situation.

If North Korea can party with the United States, South Korea can party with Mexico. 

Later that night they planned to burn a large wooden T on someone’s lawn. To let them know it was the Tennis team.

The Rockets blew it in the 4th quarter. For a D’Antoni team this means they are already in playoff form.

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

Looks like the knockoff in the US starts at $31,990.

Pssh, Kansas City always covers in games played at home on weekday nights when the temperature is above 50 degrees at kickoff against another team whose uniforms feature imagery appropriated from Native Americans.

Hard to believe the Panthers are undefeated at 3-1.

Samer, I thought you hated barstool sports?

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

Less impressive than Chris Bosh’s cameo:

The bat flips from Jays players are getting more and more disrespectful.

C’mon, that coat’s enormous. It had, like, 7-9 pockets.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

Unorthodox strategy by the Bears but at this point you have to try anything to keep someone in a Packers uniform from crossing midfield.

Disgusting that the Bears would treat a team owner like this.