These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.

Given Storm’s history, give it a few hours and she’ll announce the death of her beloved colleague Todd Archer.

The is the film that Brock Osweiler was talking about when he said he could start for Cleveland.

So...he has risen?

I pity whoever wakes up next to James Harden, because there is not an inch of that bed that he didn’t shit all over.

I have it on good authority that the Celtics were the team that asked him that question. I’m just hoping he gave them an answer without bias.

god damn it! Does this mean I have to get rid of this?

Many keeping score across the South insisted he was batting .600 after the first at-bat.

Definitely Won The Australian Open While Pregnant

30 pieces of silver

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

That’s why it’s not called the teethbrush.

That’s great for Russell Westbrook but Mike Trout is still the superior hitter by nearly every advanced metric

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

I like to enjoy the dunks we have, and not the dunks we could have had, geraltcloud9.

That’s actually just another pair of khakis folded up.

Penn State? Jerry Sandusky?

When I saw the tied up woman I assumed it was Baylor.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

After getting blue-balled by that flaccid trade deadline, NBA fans desperately needed a hot beef injection and this one really delivered a huge load.