Better a car than a concrete block, which is the normal test payload.

What are you talking about? There’s no air between those panels.

Gross, aliens will be so disappointed

Harrison Ford was born in the 40s. That makes him a boomer. Ehrenreich is playing a younger version of Solo, and was born in ‘89. That makes him a millennial. So to be clear - It’s Millennial Harrison Ford’s Falcon.

WHERE HE’S GOING, HE DOESN’T NEED WHEELS

It’s the fastest ship in the Ford Galaxie.

“I live my life a quarter parsec at a time. Nothing else matters, not the Empire, not the Rebellion, not the smugglers and their bullshit. For those ten jumps or less, I’m free.”

Overnight’ed from Tatooine

It’s been lowered on repulsor coils.

“DANGER TO HOVER MANIFOLD”

I’m guessing air-filled balloons don’t do well in a vacuum.

Do you recall when Forrest Gump, in the movie of the same name, decided “for no particular reason” to go for a run? Running was a constant theme throughout theat film, with both Forrest and his peas and carrots best friend, Jenny ‘running away’ as a means to overcome odious situations.

I’m sure Ram will be pleased to know the ad was successful with its target demo of “racist dumbass goobers.”

Is there a sequel? I’m curious how his second day went.

donut without a hole is a danish 

It’s Friday. I don’t give a shit.

I think of them more as vending-machine-fixers.

Many will be tempted to get caught up in the critique (pos or neg) of life choices, but really, the underlying message here is how much it uplifts the spirit when people act selflessly towards another. We all need to know someone cares about us in the world.

What else are paychecks for?

So many swastikas on my work PC