Better headline:

I bet there’s a Tim Hortons inside that Sierra and inside the glovebox is another Tim Hortons.

I didn’t know that FCA was implementing 2-step verification for gear selection.

Canadian Tranny: Just like American Tranny, but with free health care.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

The reporter is probably just copping an attitude because it is difficult to hold 1.) her hat on, 2.) the microphone, and 3.) that guy’s beer.

Just wondering, as someone who is “completely uninterested in car culture,” what brings you to Jalopnik?

Its for the Army. They already took your money.

This is a high caliber post. It’s impossible to dodge the obvious faults you present. Frankly, someone should ram this thing out of its misery. Perhaps a challenger may appear one day to lead the legions of people in caravans; chargers who leap head first into this arduous journey, often having to dart around the…

Well, to be fair? It doesn’t need... roads.

Maybe your dealer should quit putting out ads saying you can get a $70,000 Tahoe for $400 a month.

Dude, I don’t know anything as far as, all-wheel drive. Like, what are our F-150s?

I’ve only had one true “barn find” incident in my life personally. I was about 18 years old and worked for JC Penney. During my lunch one summer, I was looking through the Dallas Times Herald’s car classifieds and saw “Old Mercury for Sale. Make offer.” with the phone number. It was late in the day, on a Friday, but I…

Why did he hit it? It was in plane sight.

two things. We got cheated out of some darwin awards and Europe has tiny ass trains

“Better late than never”

Just a matter of time before some squid is shooting cafeteria trays off the bow.

including electromagnet catapults