The tonnage rating of a truck isn't the weight of the actual truck. 

This immediately made me think of these.

This is a lot more interesting than a Hummer H2 with ridiculously large wheels

This isn’t the type of stupid I asked for...

1) Blackjack is awesome and infinitely cooler than the c8

I’m going to the Toronto autoshow at the weekend, if this car is there I’m going to put on my best deadpan face and ask sincerely if they’ve been making this exact same model for 50 years....

I knew someone who hated her ex-boyfriend’s family and how they treated her, so at his sister’s wedding she put herself right in the middle of the family photos so they couldn’t crop her out when she dumped the guy.

What in the fuck did I just watch

Wow.  There are no words.

must have just come back from the bathroom, they have one of those Magic Eye posters in there

Looks ok to me.

They should have revealed it by having the engine ingest the cover through the intake and poop it out as confetti

That's the pilot that drives a BMW.

90 degrees is an angle.

And just like modern BMWs, they are stuck in the shop with broken sensors that are waiting to be fixed by the manufacturer after being forced to admit they fucked up.

The little kid in me that played countless rounds of Rush Hour and similar piece-shifting puzzle games is screaming in both delight and terror right now.

BMW drivers dream to have this level of asshat parking job

I would argue that the two minutes of excitement this GTI saw are far better than drudging days of “I’m gonna give it a little more on this on ramp” most GTIs see.

A Diesel would have fit, those things have a whole gate.