Never change Elon, never change.

The cynic in me says that the idea isn’t to prevent the crime, just to punish you once you’ve committed it, there’s more money in punishment than prevention.

Bet you're fun at parties.

I’ve got to wipe off my monitor now. Thanks Jalopnik!

And he will have known where every single one was, because they were never ‘tidied away’.

I'd do it for free too, if I was in CA. Also if I was American. And a lawyer. And they paid me.

That should be a new thing. Poor molten copper on a red hot nickel ball and crush it with a hydraulic press. Then see if everything will blend.

This actually happened to my mom back in the early 60's, only it was my fault. I liked to draw, so I drew their Illinois license plate on cardboard and taped it onto their license plate so I could take a picture of it. It was actually a pretty good rendering too. Of course, being a kid with a 10 minute attention span,…

“Licence and registration, please”

This is easily the most interesting thing that’s ever happened at any auto show.

Perfection. The VW mechanic’s uniform, the cardboard labeled cheat box and the commentary “Mr. Müller says it’s okay as long as no one finds out.”

Feel free to arrest your Mom when she crosses the Brooklyn Bridge

I’m not a pilot either. However, it appears as if the real culprit of the hard impact is gravity. If the earth had less mass the impact wouldn’t have been as severe.

For her part, Van den Driessche says the bike belonged to a friend, and mistakenly found its way into her race-day bike lineup.

Hindy is my favorite. He did a commentary during a rain delay and made exciting this bit of a fan fighting to get his umbrella in check with the rain and wind.

Pretty fun way to instantly turn this into a Whatever-it-is-amino.

Let’s just address the elephant in the room here: those trikes.