Sorry. I’m on the outside looking in.

Bigger chunks FTW.

Everyone knows you should never disturb a Mitsubishi cocoon... How dare they do this before it could undergo its final Evolution

I would guess the inattentive driving with a live hood ornament would trump any excuse of “You’re pointed the wrong way copper!”

Good work team, now make them look like cats, I’ll explain later.

That’s because Audi wants to to look fast while sitting still... you know, while your waiting for a tow truck

I found her CDL Instructor.....

The check cleared.

How did she manage to pass the CDL exam if she wasn’t comfortable with backing her rig up, or incapable of understanding basic weight information that truckers should know?

How nice that Santa got her truck back!

Its actually surprisingly accurate.

Kinda mean kinda funny is a pretty good description of the internet

He always got caught because he did the job more competently than an employee of the MTA would have.

Dude:

His engine’s sweating, power’s weak, steering’s heavy.

Dammit, Chrysler! You had one shot. One opportunity.

He’s a professional driver. We are not.