Someone needs to call Naughty Dog and ask to borrow the Uncharted environment tech. The sand from 3 and the mud from 4 (per the upcoming demo) is pretty remarkable.

Unlike this snow which is, apparently, UNmarkable.

I’ll see myself out.

Perfect. $1,300 to read comics. Sounds like a good investment.

Kyle, can you just do all the Apple coverage for all Gawker sites from now on? This is the only article I’ve seen today that isn’t trying to fellate Apple for showing the world a hundred dollar pencil.

I’m not sure anybody has EVER used the words “Wrangler” and “refined” in the same sentence. So... congrats?

Inb4 “if it was a manual he wouldn’t have been able to drive off”

An Air Force flight once requested Flight Level 600 (60,000 feet). The controller laughed and replied “If you can climb that high you can have it.”. The pilot answered “Roger, descending to FL600”. It was U-2 returning to its base after a mission.

Tales from the New Horizons

This looks like something I used to build with LEGOs.

So that is where the 710 fluid goes.......

DON’T LOOK AT ME! WATCH WHAT YOU’RE DOING!

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Ahh, memories.

“who I assume must have suffered a mild head injury when he or she was rocketed upward out of their car seat by a powerful and wholly justified terror-fart.”
writer-level: pulitzer

Pants not soiled enough issue = solved

HAHAHAHA!