Well, then, I guess I was lucky last weekend when I took my kids to the zoo. I was standing in line to get some ice cream, when the person at the counter served the guy in front of me two large cones of “Twist”, when he had order one chocolate & one vanilla. So the server looks up, and says “Anyone want free ice…

Man, it sure would be nice if you could buy direct from the factory at that factory pricing, rather than having to negotiate a higher price from a middle man who really ends up doing nothing for you other than trying to sell you rust proofing and paint protection packages.

This. I don’t get it at all. I don’t care what generation you grew up in it is insane to think it is worth hurdling down the road at 70 mph with no restraint system.

Absolutely. I hopped in my truck at the grocery store and drove walking speed maybe 30 yards over to the gas pumps, fully within the parking lot at all times.

I still can't wrap my head around getting in a car without putting on your seatbelt.

“Or you’re black and so much as look at me funny”

you at kinkos straight flipping copies.

As a Canadian, I just want to apologize for this horribly violent incident. As you can see in the footage, neither of those involved had their Timmies that morning.

Excellent, multiple Simpson references on one post. The day is off to a great start.

I see the RAM designers are working for BMW now...

I feel like cookie dough is objectively more delicious than cookies. I don’t even feel like this statement is an opinion. Like, cookies are weird and dumb and frequently gross, crumbly pieces of shit (and even at best, they’re just tolerable), while cookie dough is an extension of the joy of the universe.

Important question: is this a psychological thing where the red freaks you out, or do you just not like the taste of meat that hasn’t been turned into shoe leather?

Still trying to figure out why you hate joy

This looks safe.

Fake stick-on vents and trim.

On the plus side, you’ll be rich when the world goes to hell.

FUN AT PARTIES ^