How embarrassing for you.

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Yeah, the other things can be chalked up to assembly lines just plain being hazardous by their nature, but painting without a respirator (or, conversely, making someone paint without a respirator) is just insane.

And, as I re-discovered last week when watching the movie for the first time in decades, Misery.

Hell, I don’t know why auto insurance companies don’t send free ones to their customers.

Seems like the clearly-visible license plate in the video is going to give the insurance company/etc. a great place to start!

Or it should be given the same name-to-word treatment that got us quisling.

Much like when he told them to walk to the Capitol and he’d join them, but instead he fucked off to the White House to watch them eventually get arrested and then declined to pardon any of them in his last two weeks in office.

FROSTY MARKET

I’d be okay with a 2028 Back to the Future 4 where someone modified one into a time machine, and with the same mocking tone that the originals applied to DeLoreans.

“Earlier this year, some companies were spooked by the slower rate of growth across the sector”

What makes a man demand neutrality?  A lust for gold?  Power?  Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

Yes, I was really hoping this entire article would be variations on “buy a goddamn minivan.”  Alas.

I wonder what the sales figures look like, comparatively.

“And Then I Asked The Leopard If It Would Care For A Cordial Or A Coffee After That”

If only there were a handy .gif to express how I’m shocked, shocked!, well not that shocked.

“collecting a parked SUV and a semi-truck caught up in its path. After the slide hits, the camera recording goes dark.

In equally plausible news, George R.R. Martin’s “The Winds of Winter” is also coming out next week.

I like to say “no one is planning on replacing you.  The space where you once were can remain empty and no one will care.”

“American families aren’t having enough children.”

Ah, so he was trying to dogwhistle but accidentally foghorning even back then.