Tell us you don’t remember California smog from the 80s without admitting you don’t remember California smog from the 80s.

With study after study after study showing that heterogenous groups of people make better decisions, and a similar number of studies showing that homogeneous groups make worse decisions, it should be quite obvious that having diversity in any workforce is a recipe for success.

The first lesson any cult initiate learns is that questioning the leader is the only actual unforgivable sin.

The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi, but a bankrupt Nazi is a good start.

There are two expressions in the Dutch language that seem to fit exceptionally well:

Except the U.S. can’t rename the whole body of water. Only the part it controls. So no, it shouldn’t rename the whole gulf. It should draw a little dotted line 12 miles from the shore and call THAT the Gulf of America and maybe add a little caption that reads “Happy now, you fucking pissbaby Nazis?”

Kill yourself.

Let’s just put the word Trump in front of every land fill that is Superfund site.

I guess the next president gets to name whatever he wants after Trump.

A movie about unrestricted breeding is about eugenics? Gerrymandering affects Senators?

Anyone remember how we were going to rename french fries “freedom fries” because the French opposed the invasion of Iraq?

At least we no longer think digital watches are pretty cool.

My butt, mostly. I’m just saying that “killing” a city implies wiping it out. While it might do devastating damage to a place like Los Angeles or NYC, it probably wouldn’t be enough to “kill” that city.

Cowards

You do realize the joke was that all the “useless” people on the B Ark were actually vital to the Golgafrincham civilization? Everyone who stayed behind was wiped out by a virus that one of the B-Arkers job was responsible for stopping.

There will be one hell of a tsunami, though.  

No one actually thinks Bruce Willis will be called up to duty. Mostly because he’s a movie sta.... oh wait, Trump will DEFINITELY try calling him up to duty.

I’ve had the deep displeasure of Peter Rawlinson’s company. Believe it or not, he’s actually worse IRL than he comes across in interviews.

Sometimes I dream about blowing myself, but never in public like that clown just did.