Yeah, same here.

Correction: looking further into the source article and then its source article, this was not the Supreme Court of New Jersey, but the Appellate Division of the Superior Court, which is one rung below, and the plaintiffs are appealing.

Much better source article that specifies this:

Torts professors everywhere are elated at this perfect new final exam question.

“unless a competitor catches up on charging infrastructure, I don’t see that changing anytime soon).”

Crushing one’s self into fine paste is the ultimate way to avoid responsibility!

Why spend your time coming up with dumb hypotheticals that didn’t happen to try to explain the different thing that did happen?

Many people are saying it!

“Cutting across the highway’s gore — the triangular area separating the main highway from an exit — to pull over”

Ah, well, then, good luck with that lawsuit.  You’ll need it.

I don’t even have a luxury car, and I can’t remember the last time I went in to pay.

In another world it would definitely be Nikki Haley, but in this world it would require the insane racist filth who have lined up behind Trump to transfer their affections to a woman of color, and I feel that’s unlikely.

I will dance in the street.  I will perform a gleeful jig.

One?  No, he’s the equivalent of four or five stupid motherfuckers.  That’s how much of a stupid motherfucker he is.

“so they aren’t really doing any reading besides seeing a random headline here and there.”

And in those cases it’s pretty easy to guess where “here” and “there” are.

I long for the day when Trump finally shuts the fuck up, forever.

If you need assistance from the authorities because someone is standing behind you holding a gun to your head as you sit there on your phone or PC, forcing you to click on links that hurt you so, please advise.

Like his campaign ads in 2020 that showed chaos and strife literally happening in Trump’s America and warned that this was what awaited people in Biden’s America.

Your deep concern about filing practices is hereby noted in the official record.

For those interested, the basic legal term would be “conversion,” or the unauthorized exercise of control over someone else’s property.

On the other hand, if the Corellian Engineering Corporation had properly installed this feature on their YT-1300 series in the first place, the Millenium Falcon wouldn’t have led the Empire straight to Yavin 4./

“Many dummies pointed to the 1994 lawsuit for how frivolously Americans treat the legal system.”

fixed