That said, I inherited a late-80s Buick Century in the mid-90s from an elderly relative, and it was the first car I drove that was for all intents and purposes mine, and it was a reliable beast until probably 2004 when age caught up with it. Even took a high-speed t-boning one time when someone ran a red light into my…

I can’t decide whether to applaud you for the good-faith effort to find meaning in what was yet another obvious example of Trump’s never-ending fountain of off-the-cuff bullshit, or beg you and all other journalists to please please please stop trying to find meaning in what was yet another obvious example of his…

The Western Atlantic is where I will stay

It’s also funny because someone who knows that rap is much more diverse than it once was could say that this wasn’t a racist comment, but the kind of person who is aghast at swear words being used definitely isn’t the kind of person who knows that.

Same here.

“you can just slow walk paying the money to wait out the statute of limitations”

Anyone who’s ever ridden in an elevator in a supertall knows this as well.  

Just making a Futurama-related joke, man.

Consulting NASA, whose expertise is famously focused on atmospheric pressure levels between 0 and 1.

I’d like you to consider whether perhaps you were taking that post a bit too seriously.

I nearly got sideswiped by an older adult an hour ago who was clearly talking on his phone while meandering from lane to lane without apparently checking any sightlines at all, so agreed.

If she drove 10 miles and the only damage was a single mailbox, that’s pretty damn good.  I think we should instead encourage this young go-getter.

At the climax of that movie they investigate, confront, and arrest a group of corrupt cops working with a drug ring, so yes, they are absolutely better.

I literally gasped just now when I went and looked it up out of curiosity.  The fuck are they thinking.

I was curious as well, so I looked it up now, and the base model MSRP is 32 thousand fucking dollars.  GOLLY WHY WON’T OUR TINY CAR SELL?

I’ve seen several wrapped ones (and several unwrapped ones) near me, and all the wrapped ones look WAYYYYYYYYYYY less stupid.  Still not great, but much less dumb.

You didn’t have to register just to say that - you could have just not looked at the hurtful content and left.

“It does matter if you make it or not.”

“Can find a bettervan”

The damages to two elementary-aged schoolchildren with traumatic brain injuries that will affect the rest of their lives at a minimum are going to be so spectacularly high that I can’t imagine whatever track insurance might have been purchased would even come close to covering them.