Incurring multiple criminal charges and a whole lot of money problems when everyone involves successfully sues your ass off, while ripping off the door of your own vehicle, rather than just paying the towing fee:  When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong.

Sure, and in this instance the guy who also said “I just don’t picture a blue guy driving a f— Scout” is clearly a red guy.

“As for Ray, who is selling another Scout — a rare 1978 version priced at $59,999 — he didn’t want to talk politics, which he called “a tough topic.””

Ah, spotted an embarrassed Trump voter!

I’m not him, but I presumed that was a response to the two questions posed at the end.

For the towing part, I agree it’s possibly concerning, but I’d imagine the argument is probably spoliation of evidence if they don’t secure and retrieve it ASAP.

““How can anybody afford that?”

Particularly annoying that Jalopnik keeps doing this, especially here where, for instance, later on they didn’t say “GM lost $8 billion on Cruise.”

I don’t always say this, but it’s worth checking that commenter’s post history before crafting a serious response to them.

No they haven’t.

I really, really, really wish they’d name that Foxconn site “Scott Walker Park.”

“Courtney Loveseat” is amazing.

The fact that Trump was in a position to do that in the first place means that they’re correct to think a large number of Americans are indeed idiots.

If France decided to train some Exocet missiles upon these fuckers, and use them, I’d be perfectly fine with it.

Well heck, you’re planning on deorbiting the whole shebang pretty soon anyway.  Just go for it!

The (largely feigned, I think) confusion some people are expressing here seems like more of a problem with calling thermonuclear weapons “hydrogen bombs” in the first place.

Yeah, exactly - I’m sure he’d be much less scared about actually dying in a helicopter crash than he would in being believed to have been scared.  Doesn’t fit his self- and projected-image.

Funniest thing is - this is actually a much worse outcome for him than if he’d simply made it up, since we now have someone corroborating that it happened and that big strong Donald Trump was scared shitless.

Impressively stupid to scream FAKE NEWS when anyone can go to their web site and see that it’s indeed a real price change. Why would you choose to deliberately be that dumb?

I mean it is called the Blazer.

That’s always my go-to leader in this category!