I think we have a new contender in the “Number One Easiest Death to Avoid” challenge.

Weak.  You tried, but oh, so weak.

Probably “this is the vehicle we have and this is the place we live.”

Goddamn people taking their sweet time to retrieve their monstrous bags from the overhead bins.

If he makes a regular habit of eating roadkill bear meat, it certainly goes a long way towards explaining the brainworms.

That’s absolute boilerplate legal wording for this type of complaint.

Headline typos are the best typos.

“As he’s a cop”

Never has a budding mystery story resolved itself so quickly.

It’s so odd, because when I see it in photos like this one it looks like a dumb station wagon, but when I see it in person on the road it looks way cooler. 

It’s continually fucking ridiculous how badly they’ve broken this website (and its former companions, thankfully now off to greener pastures) in the name of generating fake ad clicks. You’d think that advertisers might eventually catch on. Not to mention the 100% unnecessary “Continue Reading” thing.  

As long as there’s the desire to design a machine to handle something a human can do, why not try to do better?

An excellent question that someone should also ask The New York Times.

At least he did have pretty good username/post synergy.

And you try telling kids that today - they won’t believe you.

Linked Post article noted that he’s the one who bought the kid the car.

And in the Crumblys’ case, they fucked up any chance they might have had of being viewed in good faith when they immediately went on the lam.

For Trump supporters in 2024, there is no such line.  

The second-order effects of his wealth collapsing as a result will be even more enjoyable.  Not just because of the drop in share price, because of all the other things he’s leveraged his shares for.

Yeah, by the time it became possible to own a Cybertruck, it had already been extremely clear for quite some time that Musk was a right-wing lunatic.  This guy is simply realizing that it trickles down to him too.

One would think, but his hair and fear of rain makes it clear that he simply won’t go into the water at all.