A question that occurred to me recently: can Trump swim?  I don’t think he can.

It’s already been noted that now they’re part of DHS, but fun fact: prior to the creation of that department after 9/11, the Secret Service was part of the Treasury Department, as their original mandate was to go after counterfeiters (which is still part of their jurisdiction).

See, we knew we were vulnerable to cyberattack from hostile foreign countries.

While also doing his very best at all times to totally alienate “EV buyers.”  He’s a real brainy guy, that Elon.

The cover is a tidy visual design.

The economic driver of the state, the region containing the vast majority of the state’s population, and the code word Republicans use when they don’t want to say “black”?

If the “You” there is Abbott, he’s also definitely not.

Hey, Florida Man is more polite than that - he’d at least offer the workers some meth before he got angry.

Sooo, they are just angry morons lashing out at people trying to help instead of the people that actually fucked them over.

“The officers analyzed the female to make sure she was white.”

I think the next season would be a lot more interesting if it was Jon Lovitz instead.

Hulk was explicitly shown to be working with Captain Marvel, so he’s in the mix (and potentially She-Hulk, despite that line on the show).  

Whoo-pah!

Well sure, those trucks are also stupid.

Pretty easy to explain the origin of a gated community having that specific rule. I do kind of like how now that conservative culture requires massive pickup trucks it’s backfired on them.

Do they ever try to pull the “actually that’s not the Confederate Flag, that’s the Battle Flag (or whatever),” which only makes it more hilarious by confirming that the only thing this actually symbolized in the first place was taking up arms against the United States of America?

My favorite retort/troll for folks like…

Really, only the Atlanta MLB team should be allowed to do this.

“I’ve always said that a de-religioned “America the Beautiful” would be a much better national anthem. It’s a nice song and it wouldn’t take a lot of work to replace all the religious references.”

They’re treating him as a martyr anyway.

Not sure what all that’s about, but it’s super.