An excellent question that someone should also ask The New York Times.

At least he did have pretty good username/post synergy.

And you try telling kids that today - they won’t believe you.

Linked Post article noted that he’s the one who bought the kid the car.

And in the Crumblys’ case, they fucked up any chance they might have had of being viewed in good faith when they immediately went on the lam.

For Trump supporters in 2024, there is no such line.  

The second-order effects of his wealth collapsing as a result will be even more enjoyable.  Not just because of the drop in share price, because of all the other things he’s leveraged his shares for.

Yeah, by the time it became possible to own a Cybertruck, it had already been extremely clear for quite some time that Musk was a right-wing lunatic.  This guy is simply realizing that it trickles down to him too.

One would think, but his hair and fear of rain makes it clear that he simply won’t go into the water at all.

A question that occurred to me recently: can Trump swim?  I don’t think he can.

It’s already been noted that now they’re part of DHS, but fun fact: prior to the creation of that department after 9/11, the Secret Service was part of the Treasury Department, as their original mandate was to go after counterfeiters (which is still part of their jurisdiction).

See, we knew we were vulnerable to cyberattack from hostile foreign countries.

While also doing his very best at all times to totally alienate “EV buyers.”  He’s a real brainy guy, that Elon.

The cover is a tidy visual design.

The economic driver of the state, the region containing the vast majority of the state’s population, and the code word Republicans use when they don’t want to say “black”?

If the “You” there is Abbott, he’s also definitely not.

Hey, Florida Man is more polite than that - he’d at least offer the workers some meth before he got angry.

Sooo, they are just angry morons lashing out at people trying to help instead of the people that actually fucked them over.

“The officers analyzed the female to make sure she was white.”

I think the next season would be a lot more interesting if it was Jon Lovitz instead.