“You maniacs!!! You blew them!! You blew them all!!!”

Good lord, why.

No, Crystal.

Sure thing, Crystal.

I just saw that article (and tweet) and I’m dying.

Watch how quickly and inexplicably that changes!

It’s really more of a Shelbyville thing.

It’s probably the simplest answer: because they believe the extra money they can steal make from doing it this way outweighs the PR consequences of people complaining.

As long as we’re hoping things, one would hope that these “reputation management” services whither and die sad about it.

Sounds like this guy got sprung.

“Right, the mass of the projectile means as much as the speed if not more.”

(glances over at the kinetic energy formula) uh

“Not a parent, but I’ll say as someone in his mid 20's school lunches after Michelle Obama became ultra-processed crap made by the lowest bidder whose only requirement was to meet certain “nutritional” figures, not make the food taste good, or even look appetizing.”

It’s insane that you can’t connect the dots to what…

It’s not a feature, it’s the only feature.

These puns are really toeing the line.

Yes, but the more likely that it’s Someone Else’s Problem!

I think we should all just agree that a parenthetical about the current SCOTUS is presumed on every post about law these days. It saves pixels.

Another funny part about their lying overall is that all of these efforts to ban abortion within their states, thereby necessitating travel to another state, now makes it irrefutably “interstate commerce.”  

That’s not actually agreeing with me.

The source article noted that her health condition didn’t prevent her from drinking any caffeine, just that too much would/could be dangerous.

Okay, I’ll vote instead that the pilot who used an ax to take out the parking lot gate is a hero, or I guess at least an attempted hero.