Alternative: seize everything he has and make him come to court to explain why he should get to have even one penny of it back.

How the hell did the trial judge somehow not think that these were questions of fact for the jury to decide?  Jesus.

He was all for the vaccine until he lost the election and his coup attempt failed, at which point he didn’t like it anymore because Biden would get the credit.  Her not getting it means she was still listening to him in that second phase.

Maybe next time don’t get your medical advice from an angry senile game show host.

This is similar to how Quizno’s was great before they went wide.

Even by your usual standards this is particularly incoherent.

I don’t know - she won by 26k votes in 2020, but by only 546 in 2022 after she’d only just begun to be embarrassing.  I think there’s a decent chance she manages to be too embarrassing for even current GOP voters next time.

Agreed - they should be covered in the exact way that a pack of wild dogs that scampered into the House and barked, fought, and pooped on the floor too much for anything to get done would be.

And if the first season is well-received, you can bet your ass that they’ll shovel enough money at David Hyde Pierce to get him to relent and agree for a guest spot.

Same.  I have to assume that the Konami Code will be ported over as well.

I’ll stick with my horse on a treadmill, thank you very much.

Anyone powerful enough to invade the U.S. is going to be powerful enough to have overcome that overwhelming force you mentioned in the first place, so I think they would similarly not have a rough time of it.

I do think that any Republican at this point who even considers the existence of the public beyond the writhing mass of Trumpist scum is a de facto moderate, even if by usual standards they wouldn’t be.

The last/only time I rented one for a move, I found that I didn’t have trouble handling it after taking a cautious and testing approach for the first few miles, but MAN was it exciting when I was nearly to my new place, with everything I owned in the back, and at around 15-20 mph hit a speed bump that I hadn’t seen. …

No, that’s just my thing I made up (as far as I know), but spread the word because it’s hilarious!

Crazy - there was one nearby recently that a friend described exactly how you did up there.  Scary stuff.

Without getting too specific, was this in DuPage County, IL, recently?  

Ooh, Abuelita’s been kicking up a fuss!

I agree re: Broderick - it’s always fun to see him, but he’s extremely stiff and unexpressive.  I don’t get it.

It’s not entirely germane, but just for the sake of completion let’s not forget to note that Ashcroft is, of course, a political nepotism baby first and foremost.