I’m impressed with the assumption that those shitty conservative sites will say “Elliot.”  My bet would be that they won’t.

This only adds further support to my theory that it started out as a scribble Elon made on a cocktail napkin, and that he told the engineers “I want THIS.”

“Auderer himself responded to the scene of the January 23rd crash to conduct a drug test of Dave.”

And now I’m guessing he didn’t conduct that test reliably.

A Jet going down on 9/11 is a little too on the nose, universe.

It’s funny, though, because the only point in making that offer in the first place is to advertise your business and generate good publicity, and then they constantly do this rugpull and so generate nothing but very bad publicity.  Just give her the fucking car and accomplish literally your entire purpose in setting…

I’m not sure how not knowing which company released a movie is really a point in anything (especially in this example, where it has nothing whatsoever to do with the plot or the characters involved).  

It’s been a while since I’ve seen such an impressive “delete your account”-tier stupid comment, so thanks for contributing!

This is a truly hilarious comment if anyone wants to look up the top-grossing movies of 2023 (so far).

In addition to what the others have said about Marvel not suddenly springing into existence in 2008, the California park is also likely loaded up with Marvel stuff because their ability to have any of it at Disney World is severely limited due to a pre-buyout agreement Marvel had with Universal Studios.

I’m honestly astounded that you made it to 2007 before the concept of serialized fiction dawned on you.  That’s pretty remarkable.  It’s actually been around for quite a long time!

And it’s not like SSDs are anything new and expensive at this point (relative to gaming PC components, at least).  It’s entirely reasonable for a developer here in 2023 to require them.

““And when police officers ordered him to show his hands, he instead produced a weapon and pointed it at an armed police officer,” he continued.“

Say that in court, to the judge, councilor.  I dare you.

As one of likely only a few people on the face of the Earth to have seen even part of Showgirls 2 (and I include the cast, crew, and likely the director in that), I assure all of you that as bad as this blurb makes it sound, it’s actually far, far, far worse. The “filmed on a camcorder for a few hundred bucks” thing…

In fairness, that sense of wonder is also experienced by anyone who signs up for a project featuring Chevy Chase after a while.

Also fun to imagine how much money BNSF has shoveled into its attorneys’ pockets to continue avoiding fixing the fucking tracks.

It being America, and not international waters, seems like the exact problem.

Not to mention that Star Trek, in particular, had been terminally flatlined and dead for four years as a franchise (and longer than that as a movie franchise) before his first movie resuscitated it.  Someone who says he destroyed Star Trek isn’t someone to be taken seriously.

Don’t give the billionaires any ideas, or next time they will show up in tracked vehicles.

“a movie best known for casting white actor Jake Gyllenhaal as the prince of friggin’ Persia”

I’ve never seen the movie, but I’ve always enjoyed this particularly dumb criticism of it.  

Isn’t that true of most ICEs as well?