This all makes me wonder whether in a different age Elvis might have had a different view or understanding of his own sexuality.

The headline is super-wrong, though, as this wasn’t the Alabama Supreme Court. Should probably be corrected.

ENEMYSHIP ENDED WITH CROOKED HILLARY. NOW CROOKED JOE IS MY BEST ENEMY.

“I want to talk to the choppa,” he probably said after learning of the mistake.

I would be in favor of a law - perhaps in conjunction with a treaty signed by every nation upon the Earth - stating that whenever car manufacturers convene a meeting to try to figure out how to increase sales, there must be a public representative in the room whose sole function is to scream “PRICE PRICE PRICE PRICE…

“Greene... even had the gall to say Lake isn’t “serious” enough to be VP.”

For likely the first and only time, she’s not wrong.

“Luckily no cannibalism actually took place”

I think it’s too soon to say that with such certainty.

From what I’ve read, the regulars actually do plan ahead to an extremely responsible degree. It’s the celebs and influencers who somehow forget about that part.

The funniest part is that it isn’t actually a hard question. It’s awkward for Ron, only because of his own party/behavior, but it’s not remotely hard. In any sane world this is a gigantic softball of a question, but due to what the GOP has done to itself, they’ve made it an impossible one to answer, so they have to…

This has been a hell of a good switcheroo, Crystal.

In fairness to them here, they definitely got out of low earth orbit with this one.

Ah, so Trump aspires to follow the example of Grover Cleveland in multiple ways.

The only time I’ve ever gotten a timeout on FB was for a pretty-obviously-joking comment that “Defund” could be replaced by “Nuke”.  They really don’t like people threatening to, uh, use nuclear weapons, which seems like a bit of not understanding just about everything.

“So naturally they did what anyone else would in that scenario, and slapped a working drill on Mario’s head. I can only assume what Miyamoto thought about that.”

They’ve had a propeller hat for quite a while, so I’m guessing that was fine.

Yeah, you’re right, and that’s easily the most surprising omission.

First, as a commenter in my mid-40s, thank you for specifically writing this article for me and my kind.

Yeah, there’s a reason “lifelong bachelor” used to be a pretty breakable code phrase in earlier times.  I agree with Scott fully here - for likely the only time, about anything - but hey, he didn’t have to choose to be a Republican where any of this is a big problem.

Why do you think that’s lame?

I think one easy place to draw an initial line, to be revised later as needed, is packaging where plastic is used instead of a less-polluting (more recyclable) material only for cost or marketing purposes. Blister packaging in particular.