“(to quickly view the test, jog the dial to 1:10 p.m. CT, as seen in the top left of the video)“

Or 40:30 in the video progress bar itself.

what

“According to both sources, McCarthy told Swalwell, “If you ever say something like that to me again, I’m gonna kick the shit out of you.” There was some back-and-forth between the two, the witnesses said, leading up to McCarthy telling the Democrat, “Call me a pussy again and I’ll kick your ass.”

Probably easier to trust that a bottle of pills isn’t going to be jumbled into an inedible mess by the pneumatic tube system.

What a coincidence.  My fingers have also been crossed regarding McConnell’s health scares, albeit for a different reason.

My personal favorite from my own fails was spending a good long time in a spot with lots of tumbleweeds trying to build a lightweight flying machine I’d seen someone use in a video. Like twenty minutes spent gathering the necessary dozen-or-so tumbleweeds, gluing them all together with the fan and steering stick,…

The only way in which that quote is no longer applicable is its use of the future tense.

Wow, so you’re saying that a member of the minority party in the House and a Senator who is not in the House at all caused this House subcommittee hearing giving this fellow his desperately desired 15 minutes of fame, which was the specific focus of the OP and my reply? Remarkable!

Extremely strong username/post synergy here.

Or just torpedo it.

Ah, dammit, I knew I didn’t have it quite right.  Still, it’s been billions of years, so perhaps they’ve upgraded?

I think “Fraud” works better for the last part, but otherwise no notes.

It’s House GOP members, though, so we knew that already.

It’s funny that it’s (almost?) all hearsay as well.  

Like Kodos and Kang dousing Homer in rum so that no one will believe him.

If one happens to be a Scientologist, yes.

“Don’t even suggest this “what if” scenario. Sure, it “could” pass, but it won’t. Not if 60% is required. All of the recent polling data suggests support for the abortion rights amendment sits pretty solidly at 57-58%. To my knowledge, not a single poll of likely voters has the issue breaking the 60% threshold.”

That…

Perfectly captured by stating that Ken would “play his guitar at you.”

Plus, if you’re planning to film in front of an old courthouse in the South, odds are probably pretty damn good that you’ll land on the site of a lynching whether you meant to or not.

RULES??? In Freedomland?  I don’t think so.