It’s a true public service.  The one and only one good thing about Kinja!

Noncompetes are terrible, but - including this one - have absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with infringing on free speech.  That is not what free speech means, ever, period, done.  

Reminder that you can delete the responses of dumb Nazi fucks who reply to your posts.  

That was the last dregs of the old “Southern Democrat” still there - he left the party just after the election and made what was obvious to everyone else official: he became a Republican.

If memory serves, that was Creflo Dollar, right?  I’m not going to bother looking that worthless charlatan up to make sure.  If a person follows a “minister” named “Dollar,” there’s no hope for them.

Reminder that you can dismiss dumbshit anti-Semitic Putin dickholders in the greys who responded to you.

Ah, good, we’ve identified the exact joke clearly for the official record.

Right, but you said the post had nothing to do with Christians.

Any decent lawyer would have looked at the applicable Florida statute first and realized there are multiple degrees of murder available, only one of which requires premeditation.

The fact that no one was killed or apparently even seriously injured makes it seem more likely that people did slow down, and at some point you’re definitely no longer driving too fast for conditions.

Also seems pretty clear that Tucker’s free to accept his pay directly from Russia now.

“I’m still the same person.”

Sure, and that person is now known to have been a colossal fucking asshole.

Technically it’s within the thermosphere!  So it should count.  Harumph.

Although the creators of The Matrix have since explicitly said that it was, and in fact one of them later came out as trans herself, so that not a 100% match to this.  But overall I agree that Gwen’s presentation and story is meant to be allegory rather than literal.

As others have pointed out, Yoda admits that he lied about Luke being the last one the second Luke leaves earshot.

Agreed. My only reaction to reading the possibility that Ukraine did it is “good.”

So it would be more “District 9" than “meeting the Vulcans”.  I agree.

No, it’s more “obviously those are sophisticated human suits over some sort of insectile species.”

Sure, but if you do it in a little backyard smelter or whatever, who’s going to know that this chunk of copper you’re taking to the scrap metal dealer started out as pennies?

Yeah, it’s not fully clean, but that is easily set to the side.