It’s one theater, man.  

Ad when the fuck did boring become a negative for running the country. Brash and outspoken certainly excites the masses, but I'm pretty sure if our government was filled with boring folk instead of entertaining firebrands it would be significantly more productive.

Cobie was interviewed on NPR this weekend, that song is on some karaoke machines.  

Why is holding a penalty at all?  Let linemen hold to their hearts content. It would be the same for both sides.

True, little in the middle - but she got much back.

Maybe I can just use my talents to become an influencer and get companies to pay me to shill for their yoga apparel and energy drinks. That can’t rise to the level of government notice...can it?

In certain older civilized cultures when men failed as entirely as he has, they would throw themselves on their swords.

Yeah. So Mike Murphy says he’s no John McCain.

A kielbasa is solid, resilient, has a nice snap to it.

Now that it’s been vetted to hell

Bears: Italian Beef shoulder or GTFO

I’m beginning to suspect leaked copies of the whistleblower’s report have made their way to some congressional hands.

Which seems pretty important when you’re throwing millions of dollars at a business venture!

No, only the House can impeach. Only the Senate can remove from office.

This entire post is just presenting the opinion of an old Republican operative as fact, which is an incredibly weird thing for a liberal website to do. 

It’s time for an account change.

The game is not Etch-a-Sketch but Wooly Willy. 

Is there?

It’s my understanding that they typically are the ones who convict. So if we actually want him to be held accountable for all this treason then we need a new Senate