...what?

Out of curiosity, why’d you get kicked out?

You’ve seen how good conservative idiots tend to be at spelling.

And here we are.  It’s been fun.  Sorry this happened.

Starring you ungrayed him, but in this case I think it’s worth it.

See, but you guys always like to say that success is rewarded, and so if you can’t afford that haircut it’s your own fault for not working hard enough.  Why didn’t you work hard enough, ACprof?  What’s your excuse for failure?

4) at a pre-arranged moment, the other members of the party all betray the offending person’s character and assassinate them on the spot.  

“If we jailed and prosecuted all police guilty of lying under oath and abusing their power, we’d have no police left.”

So it’s win-win, you’re saying. 

You have now put 5000% more thought into that than Trump has or ever would.

But they do that anyway!

I was hoping you’d ask him to talk about the Judge John Hodgman podcast too.  It’s delightful.

Well, it sucks that it has to be of benefit to the Cardinals, but it’s hilarious seeing bad things happen to the Braves, so I guess it’s a net good thing.

Bold move going in for a third after no doubt wrecking the first two, though.

“We can’t promise to stop being racist behind your back, but we will do our best to be less racist to your face.”

Don’t forget to dismiss it too, though.

“I will not be a smiling face on camera that tacitly endorses this decision.”

I really like the way he put this. 

Yeah, I really think this whole thing could be a series of Tahani tweets and no changes would be needed.

Let me cheer you up with the lyrics to the Indiana Jones theme:

Indiana
fuckin’ Jones
Indiana!
Motherfucking Jones!

Hopefully not ham.

Or, dare we dream, Ralph?