It’s a Fox entity, so what’d you expect?

Yeah, this is a really weird drum that they keep insisting on beating here.  

I was put off on Schitt’s Creek for years because of the terrible try-too-hard title.

Mid-day, Moscow time.

Hey everybody - look at this stupid asshole right here!

I think it’s more interesting that he keeps repeating the “I have no choice but to hold the trial” part, both to insulate himself and make it clear that he would absolutely forbid the trial if it were up to him, and perhaps - perhaps - showing some possibility that there actually are enough. Either way, he’s trying to…

In the same way that New Super Mario U is good for kids, Super Mario 3D World was even better.  Same bubble function for tough parts, and no Nabbit, but the 3D spaces were much easier for my kids to figure out how to run around in than 2D platforming that required better-timed jumps and so forth.

You utter muenster.  

I second this question.

Yeah, he doesn’t care enough to learn things.  He says what he wants to happen and then his little rats scurry around to do it.

Particle Man.

“Then again maybe I’m a dork.”

No “maybe” about it, kemosabe. 

The concept of Philadelphians learning about crayons in college is a) so, so funny and b) explains a lot.

See if you can pull off a “Maestro”.

Yes, but it also reminds me that people who record their TV on their phones and then post that video should be fired from a cannon into the Sun.

If you want to really crush someone’s spirit in this day and age, hit ‘em with the old “partner.”  They won’t know what the fuck to do.

#2 is a little odd to say in this instance, though, since the grand jury is what decided to charge her with murder when the original recommendation had been for manslaughter.

Although he wouldn’t need to defend him in that case, because the other cops would have shot him dead upon arriving at the scene.

In which case the “almost” becomes the funniest part of what Kilmeade said, because even he can’t quite bring himself to say there’s nothing there.

Good.