I’m sure you could park a mistress or three there no problem.

Ha! This post good! I save your reply this post!

Is it just me or is that dog a dead ringer for Ivanka?

It’s weird that you think people here would somehow be opposed to taxing ongoing resource extraction in order to pay for social goods.

“No, seriously, Congressman - can you?  Please, for the good of the planet?”

I don’t know; I could easily visualize Kobe getting himself psyched up by having dinner at Heath Ledger’s grave.

I don’t know; a quick googling says that the F150 can have an extended-range tank that holds 36 gallons, and per the article’s note that fuel prices might increase by up to 25 cents per gallon, it’s accurate.

9/11 was the Saudi’s 9/11.

They said that Bush, already enmeshed fully in two wars that weren’t going especially well, was going to start a war in 2008?  Interesting.

And we all wish the Saudis the best of luck in their coming conflict that has fuck-all to do with us.

“JLENS has had numerous technical problems and probably would have been abandoned by now were it not theoretically protecting the Eastern Seaboard from surprise attack by nuclear-tipped cruise missiles.”

Well isn’t that fucking reassuring. 

I’m curious what could possibly be filled into “Hey Coach, I just saw Sandusky committing _____ with a child in the shower” that could make the sentence worthy of any reaction other than “call the fucking police right fucking now.”

The best nickname along this line would be Captain Toad.

I really read it as “The Phantom Menace” at first and got pretty confused for a moment.

Desk pop!

To illustrate the point, here is a screenshot from CNN.com’s front page right now. I’m sure you will note what they did here.

Nah, they’ve had 30+ years to try to get better and haven’t.  Fuck them into the earth.

“That’s the state of the major American cities and why I vow to never sit foot in any of them.”

There’s a great line from, of all places, Mad Max: Fury Road that I think applies very well to his line of thinking: “You are relying on the gratitude of a very bad man.”