Realized he was getting a raw deal.

It’s a very cop thing to do.

I mean, you’re still gonna die. Happy Tuesday!

The point is, in the US a cop would have shot the van to death for failure to comply and because the cop was in mortal fear of the black tires on the van.

Plus, cars are much safer! Why, a cursory glance at driving fatalities vs. air travel will conf-

Oh.

Then why say “it’s not reflective of who I am”?

Once you’re out, get away from the wreckage as fast as possible. You don’t want to survive impact then manage to escape, only to be killed by shrapnel with the plane decides to explode.

Ask your stupid fucking uncle what he thinks about Obama more than doubling the Dow, then.

Asked and answered.

What if - and I’m just spitballin’ here - movies aren’t necessarily an accurate depiction of reality, and this isn’t something to be overly concerned about?

I have an uncle that was defending Trump this weekend with the “look at the stock market” line, he doesn’t have a single penny invested anywhere. It doesn’t matter, they don’t even know what they’re saying when they repeat those talking points.

That didn’t sound offensive to me. —Chuck Grassley

Found the Alabama republican who would rather vote for a child molester than a democrat.

I’m honestly amazed anyone in the greater Buffalo area even noticed a pile of shit on their lawn.

According to ABC News, Flynn’s legal bills are huge and he’s putting his house on the market. Maybe part of the deal is they make that debt go away?

Here’s Hillary this morning as Mike Flynn enters the courthouse.

Maybe something like this:)

This entire conversation calls out for a classic joke from Emo Phillips that is all too appropriate here:

It’s Vincent Adultman

There’s probably not much they can do about the rats and roaches. General Kelly uses them to identify leakers and saboteurs; he claims that he can communicate with them telepathically and see through their eyes, enabling him to monitor everyone and everything in the WH without creating subpoena-able audio or video…