If Kate Steinle were not living in a Sanctuary City country where you can find handguns just laying in the street she would B alive 2day.

It’s almost like in addition to being a tremendous asshole he’s also a tremendous idiot.

*Yes, I made this and yes, you’re all welcome.

until these settlements start to bankrupt the departments forced to settle them due to shitty employees, its not enough.

If you’d like to seriously argue that “free market” capitalism and fascism are inherently opposed, you can do that, provided you ignore more or less all of modern history.

There is a term for that, the ability to move without walking, and it’s not levitation. I’ve forgotten what it is but it was ascribed to some people who went on to be canonized. There is also bilocation, meaning the ability to be in two (or more) places at the same time, which was also ascribed to some people who went…

Except Donald Trump specifically went out and got a portrait of Andrew Jackson to hang in his office, so he’s not unaware of who he’s dealing with.

Trump is a yuge Jackson fan. There’s a portrait of him in the Oval behind his desk, and he’s shitposted for years about him on Twitter. If it were just about money, he’d have put up a portrait of “President” Benjamin Franklin, and angrily yelled at everyone who tried to correct him.

someone poison the golden corral she goes to

Did that “I like you” sound a lot like “You’re one of the good ones” or am I taking crazy pills?

The reviews are in:

Gronk only pawn in game of life.

I think you’re right about that. If I’m remembering correctly the gist of the article was that Trump knew how to choose his words wisely when on the stand, which considering all the BS that comes out of his unfiltered head is actually impressive.

Ladies and gentleman this is what drives Trump and to a greater extent his supporters and The GOP mad, that there is a black man with power and influence over not just them BUT THEIR CHILDREN. Imagine if LeBron and other powerful athletes walked onto Capitol Hill the amount of jockeying and posturing that would go on…

It‘s as though this cartoon came to life and started Kinja-ing:

I like the people in the greys who don’t get the sarcasm.

Why Trump won’t allow cameras to follow him on the golf course:

1984 has never felt like more of a work of fiction than it does now. How many pages did Orwell spend explaining in excruciating detail the painstaking efforts of the Big Brother regime to ensure that no proof of any reality contrary to the one Big Brother wanted? The implication is that in order to truly craft an…