I suspect he doesn’t want her talking not because she’d tell about the affair, but because she’d confirm that they just paid her to pretend there had been an affair in order to support Maximum Leader’s claims of ultimate virility.

Such as

Fun Fact: you are allowed to say “fucking” on the Internet.

Don’t even get me started on someone who describes David Brooks as one of the liberals.

Just have it as a one-episode “Where Are They Now?” reunion of the documentary participants.

All I hear when I read the phrase is “Rock Lobster.”

Ma’amimal, of course!

I giggled when the very next question after this answer asked about something shitty. A triumph of funbag layout.

I don’t know; the event isn’t “skiing down a short hill and then jumping,” it’s “ski-jumping.” We want to see the jumps, so whatever they do to make it guaranteed that they get to the jumping point is fine by me. Although that gif above of the skier windmilling into the crowd is pretty entertaining, so maybe I’m…

It’s weird, but you going for an incredibly fucking stupid conspiracy theory gives me doubts when you say you don’t generally go for conspiracy theories.

I guess I’ll feel a little bit bad, given that explanation.

That’s the main villain from Doctor Strange.

For the record, my guess is that he’s covering up this:

What in the damn hell is going on with his eyes?

*perpetrator

hahahahahahahahahahaha

That jumped out at me too - I’m glad he seems to unconsciously acknowledge that religion is not something like race, gender, or orientation.

Depends on if I get a banana or a blue shell.